There are stories everywhere, just waiting to be told! That lamp has one! Shoes have excellent stories! Sticks, rocks, tablecloths, Iliads are held within! But unfortunately, it's hard for them to get them across. They are told most only in chips, snaps, notches, breaks, tears and scars. It's hard to hear what they say. They must be given life!

I'd do it, but, hey, I'm having trouble getting my own things down legibly. Oh well...They'll have to wait...

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I Don't have much to say for this one. I've been doing more writing and have managed a decent amount for the story. I've also begun a few others that I'll shoot out later on. Besides this, I'm done for now.

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Well now, I have news! I've been a lazy muh fuggah, and haven't been working on my stories every day like a good little author. I must be punished.

Spank me!

*SMACK*

AH!...Thanks...

Ahem...

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Greetings, my audience of shadows! I feel it is important to keep any readinators up to date, and I just want to fire out a few words into the universe. Read or not, they exist, and that is not terrible.

So, in line with that idea, here are a few updates for any(p)on(y)e that is interested:

I am planning on doing a big freakin' adventure story sometime soon! Epic! Yeah! High five! Alright!

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Seriously, it is. Check it out.

On a side note, I'm thinking of toying with my user page to see if I can put images on it. I've seen this done on others' pages, and it tends to look cool. If any who read this have suggestions on how to do this, or what to put up, lemmeh know!

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Hi ho! Good morrow ye wayward travelers! This is the first post I shall make, and I intend to use it to inform all who deign to read it of my upcoming story. The first chapter or so should be coming out in the very near future (at last!), as I have worked up the anti-procrastination to get some done. As such, I invite all who are interested to pull up a chair, sit down, and enjoy a nice cup of (insert favorite drink) while reading something I have produced from the nightmarish void of my mind.

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