This is what happens when scriber and 3 writers think.

Enveloped in the permeating, close darkness that formed inside the chamber, Rainbow Dash felt her teeth begin to fall out. One by one, the enamel-escapees dropped from her gums, spewing racist remarks as they gained sentience upon their exit from her mouth.

“MAN, FUCK YO PEGASUS MOUTH, NIGGA!” A molar shrieked with dignity, rolling on the floor in time with the theme song from “Flashdance,” which had begun to play in the background for some reason.

“My- my teeth!” Rainbow Dash cried out, obviously perturbed by the new holes in her gums. “Wait, come back!”

“I AIN’T GONNA BE SPENDIN’ NO MORE TIME UP IN YO MOUTH, CRACKA!”

******Daring Do Fic Starts Here******

“Jack of all trades. Yet master of none.” These are the words used to describe the most daring of ponies, the heroine of all childhood stories throughout Equestria.

“The winds are picking up... We need to hasten our pace,” the cloaked figure shouted to her companion, shifting her focus from the dark and everlasting caverns below. The lashing winds and heavy snow battered the duo as they made their way along the narrow ledge towards the snow-capped peaks far off in the distance.
“Wait, look out!”

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for fuck’s sake guise...