I do not write fanfiction. I eschew the whole meta-genre in favor of creating my own characters and contexts. This account is for the sole purpose of viewing the works of a certain author who I shall refrain from naming, as per the ancient Editor-Author confidentiality pact. Do not ask me to read anything you've written, because I won't. Friendship may be magic, but I've no use for mysticality.

I am not a happy person, and will be markedly displeased with solicitations for my time.

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