Poultron has obviously pulled an absolutely troll-tastic April Fools prank on all of you who were stupid enough to buy into it.

Let me explain the reasons as to why this is apparent to me:

Were Poultron to actually be serious about banning "Human" stories, his official post about it would be a lot more serious and in depth as to the specific details—it would not be the brief paragraph we got that basically said the following:

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How'd you come up with your username?

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I've seen other people do this and it looked fun, so ask me anything. I'll put my answers in another blog post.
Of course, try to ask me things I can actually answer, because if I can't answer it... I definitely won't. And that means you'll have only wasted your time.

...That is all.

Yeah, I know. Wasn't worth the trouble. I fooled you all.

Yeah, apparently the apocalypse is actually scheduled for tomorrow due to a miscalculation in the Mayan calendar or some shit like that.

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Aw shit I'm screwed.

Somewhat edited for content and form. Originally posted at this forum.

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