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Ditzy_Hooves_1


Oct
1st
2012

Time for ur random dose of poetry. · 4:12pm Oct 1st, 2012



Weaknesses

Sick, Weak,
Heartbroken,
Loss of sanity,
makes it worse,
Somepony say I am,
Some say I am not,
I,
Am,
Insane,
Heartbroken,
and,
Sick.

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Sep
27th
2012

O_O ZOMG SO LONELY! · 6:40am Sep 27th, 2012

Okay I am busy writing in the new book and stuff and I feel absolutely lonely......Nopony that is my buddy ever goes on and pm's me or something......so quiet.

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Sep
24th
2012

9_6 Dafauq did I just read? · 3:44am Sep 24th, 2012

Yes, but it won't be easy. First, you must build a trap. It should be made of partially melted plastic forks, as that is his only weakness. But you need to disguise the forks as his favorite treat, which obviously is Nutella. So slather the trap in Nutella, and as he licks through it, his tongue will freeze. This will deprive him of the wonderful taste of Nutella. Hit him on the head with the letter 'X' from a Scrabble set, as this will confuse him. Then, you must place him in a wooden raft and

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