I don't even know who you are, yet you're reading this. I mean seriously, I don't have any stories up yet, so how did you know how to find me? Unless I have some really cool stories up in the future, then it's like you're a time traveler, or I'm one, I'm just sitting at my computer fantasizing about the future and my awesome stories that I may yet write. Ok, so about me: -I like fire -I like ponies -I am self-centered -Cotton-balls burn good. Real good. Just like Angel. -To any future people reading this, I want each of you to send me a message swearing your undying allegiance to me. You will only be called upon if an emergency arises. And I mean an EMERGENCY something really dire,