I'm sorry to say that this blog post is only an attempt to assuage my guilt at not having posted anything for my four watchers in oh so long.

That and the fact that I found this story from back in August of 2011 while looking through my documents folder. It's not It wasn't complete, and it's from before we were properly introduced to Princess THIS IS MY INDOOR VOICE. I've finished it up and I hope you enjoy it.

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Sick as a dog. Except dogs usually die when they're this sick.
So, yeah. I'm not dying (thanks to antibiotics), so the whole sick as a dog thing doesn't work.
Come to think of it, dogs run around outside in weather that kills people. I've seen dogs happy about running around in -20C in just their fur.
Dumb dogs.
God, that's a really stupid expression. Maybe it's for when you're throwing up. I've seen dogs do that.

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A bit of news for those of you following me (thanks for the follows!).

So this is a good news hiatus thing. I'll be visiting my grandmother (haven't seen her in a decade) and brother (haven't seen him in half a decade) and his family (haven't seen them) in the land of ice and vikings over Christmas and New Years and will be away from home for over a month.

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