This is Mythra. I fell in love with her thanks to Xenoblade Chronicles 2.

That's it, that's todays post.

You know what's more painful than getting a paper cut on your tongue after licking too many My Little Pony fics at 3 AM in 2015? Realizing you're kinda... sorta... maybe not into it anymore. No, not the tongue thing. I'm talking about FIMFiction. This sacred land of horse words and shipping charts that looks like the lost civilization of Tumblr and DeviantArt had a baby and then made it a librarian.

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Ladies and gentleman, we did it. After 5 months, the reboot trilogy has reached it's end: Changeling Mayhem, the last entry on the "Revisited" trilogy, is here!

I've said it before, but I'll say it again: this is my favorite entry out of the three, and you'll se why :)

It's finally time. Time to fulfill my duty as a fanfiction writer who's trying to manage a cast larger than the MCU using the organization skills of a feral raccoon. That's right: I made a Google Form. And not just any Google Form. This is the sacred scroll, the golden gateway, the digital dumpster fire where people can dump their Smash Bros. Ultimate ideas for my AO3 fanfic.

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I already did on the Epilogue of the story, but I still would like to apologize once again for the way that Eggman's Empire turned out to be in the end.

There was a lack of inspiration during the writing process, and that's why the story is... pretty much everywhere, so I would like to apologized for, you know, fucking it up big time with the story. It wasn't ever my intention.

Alright, folks. Let's talk about Super Smash Bros. Ultimate again. You know, the game that makes your joy-cons drift with tears of joy and your Switch fans scream louder than a PS4 running Skyrim with 800 mods. It's the game that dared to ask the question, "What if we made every character playable?" and then answered it with, "Let's also add Steve from Minecraft and make everyone on the Internet collectively combust."

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I think I've just taken three hits to the head with a Blue Sphere, which means it's the perfect time to talk about Sonic 3 & Knuckles, or as I like to call it, Sonic 3 & The One Time Sonic Team Peaked and Then Immediately Forgot What Made the Peak So Good.

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Well, guys, today we're going to talk about how Super Mario Galaxy isn't just a 3D platformer. It's a game that fell out of God's back pocket and landed in 2007 on the Nintendo Wii, a console primarily known for redefining gaming… for grandparents.

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Well, I've finally finished Super Mario Odyssey for the fifth time this month, not because I love it, but because I'm stuck in a loop of existential dread. It's like Stockholm Syndrome but with Power Moons. Odyssey is, without a doubt, the most confusing relationship I've ever had with a video game—and keep in mind, I once dated a copy of Metroid: Other M.

...Long story.

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Guess who's officially of legal age in every country in the world? THE GUY WRITING THIS!!!

I'm already 21, I can't believe it...