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Butterkeet


NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE

Dec
11th
2014

I am so pissed right now · 6:30pm Dec 11th, 2014

So a few days ago I had a really terrible stomach bug. I was basically just a moaning lump on the floor for a few days. Well I have been keeping my door shut to keep out my two dogs for obvious reasons (I could hardly lift myself off the ground and you want me to deal with a puppy?) Anyway my mom declares that I have been neglecting my dogs (for all of the three days I was sick) and if I didn't open my door and spend time with then she would send them to the shelter. Then she opened my door and

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Dec
4th
2014

What I Have Been up to Lately · 8:23pm Dec 4th, 2014

Some of you may already be aware of this but I am something of an actress despite my shyness. Well in one week I will be in the biggest performance of the year. In a minor role of course, but still. I am reasobly exited. I felt that all of everyone needed to know this.

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Nov
20th
2014

My Rainbow Rocks Reveiwish thingy [SPOILERS] · 6:41am Nov 20th, 2014

alright so I was starting to watch rainbow rocks when I decided that I should sit down and write a sort 'before and after' thingy. I paused it a few seconds in, all I have seen is three obvious antagonists look at the harmony rainbeam o' doom from the last movie then a (rather well animated) credit sequence. Now my impressions of this movie before seeing it are as follows. It is unnecessary. I am not saying that it shouldnt exist, simply that there isnt a reason for it to. If it can tell a good

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Nov
17th
2014

Spoopy · 8:23pm Nov 17th, 2014

So I am sitting alone eating a bowl full of melted cheese eggs and rice on the couch of my new house that I just moved into eating when all of a sudden the heater (which was totally off. Pilot light and all) suddenly kicked on. Thus isn't like we have central heat or anything, this is an old fashioned heater that must be lit by hand. Suddenly it just turned on on its own. Clearly my house is haunted. That is the only explanation.

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Nov
3rd
2014

Celestia dang it TvTropes! · 1:13am Nov 3rd, 2014

Another day has been lost to TvTropes. I was warned that this would happen, the doors of TvTropes are decorated with the crashed and broken remains of social lives but I ventured in anyway. Now I am glued to my screen with 13 tabs open and a sneaking suspicion that I will never again be able to hold a conversation without defining at least three terms I got from this site. I think.... I might have a problem.

Hi, my name is Butterkeet and I am a Tropaholic

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Oct
31st
2014

HAPPY NIGHTMARE NIGHT! · 5:14am Oct 31st, 2014

Nightmare night, what a fright
Give us something sweet to bite!
Finally my favourite holiday has arrived! I will be dressing up as a marionette this year, what about all of you lovely people?

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Oct
27th
2014

OH THE CONFLICT · 6:04am Oct 27th, 2014

Someone just complimented me. WITH IMPROPER GRAMMAR What am I supposed to say to that? Does the poor grammar invalidate the whole thing? AM I A NAZI OF THE GRAMMAR VARIETY?!?! It's so hard not to correct them!

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Oct
26th
2014

this is probably useless but hey I posted everywhere else so why not? · 8:28am Oct 26th, 2014

Sorry in advance for clogging your feed, I just figured I would put this here, you know, just in case. You see, I have spent the past five years intensely researching Chihuahuas (well... This last year I realized that I have learned literally everything I can about every aspect of them so I have been slacking off a little....) And a year ago I got my own little waffle. I thought it over quite thoroughly and my family and I have decided we want to breed her. Save all your warnings and stuff, I

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Oct
23rd
2014

Bluuuaaarg · 11:56am Oct 23rd, 2014

This is my third consecutive day without sleep. Now normally after I skip two night of sleep I can just take an anxiety pill or two and fall asleep but nope not this time. This time I still can't sleep. grrrrrrah I'm just so frustrated, I think my circadian rhythm is actively conspiring against me.

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Oct
16th
2014

My Favourite Time of Year · 7:25am Oct 16th, 2014

The crisp gust of Autumn wind with swirling brown and red leaves in tow, The certain contrast that comes only when orange and black meet, the deep mysterious fog that fills the air on cool Fall mornings, The dusty and familiar scent of a heater bringing warmth through a house, That special time before sunrise when the sky illuminates the reaching skeleton of trees without sunlight ruining the mystique, defying all logic by still hoping to see a white Christmas despite all evidence, the odd

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