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Fort Impression


Pinkie Pie is my waifu, and she will ever four ever be my waifu... not yours.

Mar
2nd
2015

New Profile Name · 8:50am Mar 2nd, 2015

I decided to switch my Username to my OC's name for several purposes; one of them being that it will save me the trouble of having many names of reference. For those that know my old name, you can still call me by it, and I will still answer. Anyways, I got work to do. A lot of catching up, and today is that day I can do it.

Only for you and nothing more,
Fort Impression

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Mar
1st
2015

Trying to draw... · 3:33am Mar 1st, 2015

and I'm sucking at it. Man coloring is killing me. The eyes are giving me trouble; I don't know how I want the light to reflect in them...

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Feb
28th
2015

I just realized. · 1:15am Feb 28th, 2015

Right at about this part, this guy named just about every type of pony, except what RD actually is. Too funny.

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Feb
27th
2015

Fuck logic! (Eye Exam Rant Edition) · 8:33am Feb 27th, 2015

I just had my pupils dilated at my eye exam, and I hate it! So here is my previous rant over the shit that happened literally 15 min ago. I have to do this shit one more time too in the coming year! Fuck!

me

5:19 PM

Okay, I'm back.

My pupils are dilated as fuck!

Alex Lazarz

5:19 PM

You high or something, bud?

me

5:26 PM

No, I had an eye exam

I'm too good for drugs.

I got a pulled pork sandwich though. So, I'm good!

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Feb
26th
2015

Fine Words ABC · 9:08pm Feb 26th, 2015

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Feb
26th
2015

Phone · 9:25am Feb 26th, 2015

So... I got a new phone... and I have no idea what to do with it. I mean... I know what to do with it, but like... I don't know what to get. I just kinda sits there like "play me", and I throw it on my bed.

What should I put on it? Other than music, unless you have a suggestive song for me to listen to.

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Feb
25th
2015

Hey look! · 9:35am Feb 25th, 2015

No stories labeled as 'Mature' on the front page of the 'New Stories' tab. Heh, and no sex tags either. Now, I need a moment when I don't see any gore tagged stories, and I will have seen everything.

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Feb
23rd
2015

Twinkie Pie Fan · 12:23pm Feb 23rd, 2015

It is my OTP; I even have a Google Theme for it.


EDIT: Click picture for Full Image.

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Feb
23rd
2015

Fearless Pinkie Pie · 9:37am Feb 23rd, 2015

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Feb
23rd
2015

Easiest way to win my heart #1 · 7:14am Feb 23rd, 2015

These just come to me as they happen.

Anyways, one way to win my heart is by inviting me to cook with you! I love cooking no matter what it is, and I am really open to a lot of food choices, including ones I don't like. Even though I hate spicy food, I will still eat it, so I'm sure that is enough to say that I will eat just about anything.

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