Just took dog sedative.

Now I understand what Griff was talking about.

I got a spam call today and the lady who called me said "Hello, this is Amy with medline plus we're actually calling to schedule an appointment." And without thinking I said "Ma'am, I think you have the wrong number. This is Rose and Joes emporioum buttholes." And she said- trying so hard not to laugh- "Oh- Thankyou for your time..Sorry, Have a nice day." AND WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT I SAID "You too, bye."

"You have 13 seconds until island explodes [*points at Griff*] You hot topic wanna be [*points at Rami*] And you Red gumball son of a bitch, you two have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both DIE."

1.Crime rates
2.Gun laws
3.Pullotion
4.Everyone makes fun of me and/or hates me because I am not American
5.Humidity bad
6.Weed isnt legal

I want a baby so bad omfg