Just remember these three key phrases.

"...we don't have time for this, get your ugly ass up or I'm lighting you on fire."

"I'm sorry."

"Break out the cider mother fuckers..."

Also, I'm going to start asking a question with my posts.

QUESTION: What would you do if all you had was a stick and a flamethrower?

"Funeral"
"Look up"
"NCR Ranger"

"Decapitate victim, remove jaw, drain blood, remove organs, get rid of all the bones except for the skull cap. Now you got yourself a new hat. Not very clean, but it looks damn sexy." I said with a smile that Derge couldn't see.

I can look at ponies on YouTube all I want.

Just have to wait for my editor to pre-read it. Its good though.

All in my head, half typed up. Thing is, I thought of the whole chapter at Longhorns Steakhouse. I guess bacon and steak does the brain good.

Chapter one was a piece of shit, and it always WAS a piece of shit. Now it isn't. I went back, smoothed it out, and in the process, TRIPLED the word count for 1000 to 3000. Chapter 2 soon to be revised.

Colt is about to take another fun twist. *SPOILER* it involves more torture.