So, I'm still here.

Teacher Video: "Now, remember—this is the most important part!—the character's motivation is…"

My Headphones: *beep beep*

Teacher Video: "…so please remember that."

Teacher: "So, one of communism's main ideas is that there would be no class divisions and everyone would be equal, blah blah blah…"

Me: Oh, God. Starlight's a fucking communist!

Read Cheerilee's Garden: Check
Read the sequel, Scarlet Harvet: Half check
Thoughts: A serrated knife is a stupid knife to use to try to cut through a bone! lol i cant possibly be ok in the head
Edit: Okay, changed my mind. I tried to get out of my chair and almost fainted. I'm sweaty and my heart is racing. I think that's a normal response.

OrangeCrushed has joined our little club! Please welcome her to FIMFiction, y'all! I didn't even have to try and convert this one; we got us a natural born brony! 😀

All of a sudden I was redirected to some TopJump site. Wha? Da? Heck?

Read one now, take it down, 2 million feed items to read! *sobs*

Woah, that's a lot. 36 unread chapters. And look, that story that never ever updates updated while I was gone. Huh. Sheesh.

This looks interesting. *clicks* Oh, it's actually pretty boring. Now to scroll back to where I was. *scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll*

Yeah, I'm still at it. *puts head between hooves* What have I gotten myself into?

ThePinkedWonder: That's my line!

*scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll* Hey, a blog! *scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll* Hey, a new story! *scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll* HOW AM I TRACKING SO MANY STORIES AND IN SO MANY GROUPS?!

So, yeah, going through my feed from when I was gone. It's hard work, lol.