• Member Since 1st Jun, 2012
  • offline last seen Apr 15th, 2015

Jacob Ellinger


I am a cool christian capitalist, a practical poetry practitioner and happily hated by half of the hemisphere.

Jun
8th
2014

My first non clop story and hardly anyone likes it. big surprise there -_- · 1:57am Jun 8th, 2014

My first non clop story and hardly anyone likes it. big surprise there -_-

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May
31st
2014

It's Friday, I'm buzzed, ponies rule and the 80's live. Life is good. · 5:10am May 31st, 2014

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May
30th
2014

Account thief · 7:52am May 30th, 2014

So someone tried to get into my account here on this website. Whats the most strange about it is that they knew my Email address but not my password. So I got this message saying that I requested a password recovery when I never really did.

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May
10th
2014

Link to Season finally for those interested. · 5:47pm May 10th, 2014

You're welcome ;)

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May
4th
2014

Anyone have any recommendations for me? · 3:46am May 4th, 2014

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Sep
22nd
2013

Love sonnet for a princess · 3:20am Sep 22nd, 2013

What shall I compare thee to Celestia?
A bird does not do thee justice or truth.
You are more beautiful than any fauna.
A alicorn whose love I wish to sleuth.

A mare of regal voice and wise pleasant eyes
Who if looked but once on me I would faint
But a smile from you would bring me to rise
Who could ever look at you and speak plaint?

To look at you is better than flying,
When I see you my heart soars to a new height.
Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

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