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snoipah


My pronouns are She/eeeeeeeesh. If you like what I write, please consider donating to my https://ko-fi.com/snoipah :3 It'd help me a lot and I'd be very appreciative!

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In a series of silly events, Our Hero has grown tired of her name being dragged into the mud; so much so that she makes a bet that she probably shouldn't have with some ponies she definitely shouldn't have. She has until the end of the day to either learn to fly, or risk having her ego even further bruised than it already is. Like a baby bird, she might crash land a thousand times before she learns to fly; and thankfully as a Pegasus, her bones are also made of rubber and nearly-indestructible, except in the most comically strenuous circumstances.

At the same time, a certain Great and Powerful mare has found herself in a dire situation; her normal stage help is unavailable for the weekend show. While Trixie no longer has Snips and Snails, she does own a whole repertoire of launching apparatus' behind her trailer to give Scootaloo an idea. Between an array of cannons, catapults, slingshots, and a leashed manticore, there had to be plenty of ways to get her the airtime she needed to stretch her wings and soar!

Surely, there's no way this can backfire!

FIC CONTAINS: References to weed use, light suggestive humor, cartoon violence, Grand Theft Ice Cream, and comical scootabuse. Not sponsored or endorsed by KFC.
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