The first two Pony Life episodes are out in the wild, and I have witnessed them. It is a complete bastardisation of everything I have ever held dear and now I am going to stab myself in the heart in a fit of spurned rage while vomiting uncontrollably.

That's a joke. Not a hugely funny one, but funnier than most anything Pony Life cracked...

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Looks like I am not gonna have the new chapter up by tomorrow unless I rush what I've got, and nopony wants that. I am sorry if that last blog post where I said I wanted to get it out by the end of the month got your hopes up. On the plus side it's gonna be a big one and it's about 3/4 done. Starlight Glimmer is in it! WOW!

I'm not dead, I haven't abandoned my fic, and the next chapter is about 4.5k words along. I stalled out hard last week and the first part of this week (did mucho work, then was tired from the work -- I'm a damn key worker merrily daytripping down the covid-19 mines) but I've been on it since then! Fingers crossed I barf out enough quality words between now and the end of the month to call it a chapter, it's mostly gonna be ponies chattering and a bit of action, you know, the winning formula

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Wow yes so here's the normal creative routine I've definitely been falling into since I started SSME, typed out for my own amusement and also if anyone reading finds this to be relatable content, you're quite welcome

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Almost exactly a week ago I wrote my first blog post explaining that I'd been unwell and therefore not writing (and no, it wasn't the 'rona, just monumentally crappy timing of a seasonal head cold that nonetheless knocked me flat), but I was on the mend and I would finish my current chapter by the end of the month.

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In case anyone was wondering where I've been, I am still out there! But after getting home from Madeira last week (right before the island shut down on account of pandemic, no less) I caught a cold at home because I didn't clean everything properly before I left (clean the entire toilet people, not just the inside. don't live like me), then a worse cold from some coughing customer at work over the weekend. All this after I made Rarity sick as a precept to my latest M-rated story, it must

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