Make a clone of yourself as the opposite gender following the parameters that if you got big d*ck then she has big boobs and so forth and you were to fuck him/her would that count as masterbation or just flat out bring a whole new meaning to the retort "go fuck yourself"?

I got...
A poodle named Lily

malamute newfoundland mix named Nana

and a Persian cat named Puss

Why good morning everypony!
Did you have a lovely breakfast with a wonderful drink, hmm?
Oh i bet you did!
Now attune your ears to the sound of the grinding gears as I share with you a lovely little song!

Have you ever felt so pissed off that you get really ridged, calm, and everything goes silent but know that you're going to lose control and yell in the next persons face that speaks to you?

But yeah I'm doing to bring back an old story of mine because yeah I've taken interest in it once more =3
Besides that how's everyones day going? I skipped school today to go to a park and sleep in the sun /)^3^(\ what? It was a bombing 54 degrees outside and I wanted to spend the first warm day of the year outside instead of inside of a building! So pretty much I caught up on my sleep today

The lakes is starting the melt, the sun out on a lovely 50 degree day, birds are chirping, the goose are flying by, and my poodle is over existed to be seeing the grass once again! Such a lovely day!!!

Okay so for the past 3 hours I've been trying to figure out how to figure out how to start writing the third chapter but for some reason I cannot figure out how to do it and it's pissing me off!

Anyone else ever had this problem and how the hell do I fix it?

So it all began with me waking up and having a lovely morning! Then I went to town to go pick up a pair of demo ski boots but once once I got there I had to hunt the guy down that was suppose to have put the boots on hold for me. Once I did find him I figured out that not only did he demo the boots out to someone else but he also sold them. Then I went home and my friend came over and we got into an argument that turned into a yelling match because he was saying nigger and cunt repeatedly after

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So I was thinking about my social life today in 6th period and I realized something. I have only talked to one female my entire three years in high school who wasn't either a teacher or family member...I think I need to leave my desk and find a female friend, but until then...

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