So let me tell you what has happened in the past few days.
You know why I wasn't here on Monday?
Of course they don't know! You haven't told them yet!
Right . . . Well, I went skiing at Wachusett Mountain with a friend! WOO!!
I usually ski on beginner and intermediate courses -- I'm not at freestyle or black diamond yet, but I'm getting there -- and, to put it shortly . . . yeah, it was awesome.

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Runs into newsroom, with a panicked look on his face.

METEORS HEADING TOWARDS BOSTON!
DETAILS AT 11!

Runs off in the distance.

-- If you get the reference, I will give you 2 pony pics.

In seriousness, though, I won't be here at all on Monday -- maybe late in the afternoon, but unlikely. I'll explain on Tuesday.

Yeah. I'm in it.
You know that forecasted 2-3'?
I'm in that too.
You know what that means?
I'm screwed.
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It's pretty amazing, too, cause I heard on the radio that many people were comparing it to the winter of '78.
And if you are old enough to remember that, you probably remember having a really bad time.
Electricity died, and the generator decided to die, too. (Lucky me.) So, I'm typing this at my neighbor's house. Where there is heat.

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In the world of Rule 63 ponies:

Celestia = Solaris
Luna = Artemis
Cadence = ?

Call of Duty with Rainbow Dash.
YES!!! She would be beast at that.
It's good, too, cause I like almost none of those games except for that one. And a few others.

I HAVE COPYRIGHT/CALLED IT/DIBS TO WRITE ABOUT MARS PONIES!
NO ONE ELSE CAN WRITE ABOUT THEM WITHOUT CREDITING ME FOR THE IDEA!

Bunch of things here.
First, this:
http://www.bronyland.com/pony-personality-test/?q=NTc3OXw1OTYwMDM (Follow the link, it's not showing up as an image)

That is not surprising. Yet I hate Rarity . . .

Second, I'm guessing all of you have at least one follower who has complained that they are sick, most likely with the flu.
Well I haven't. Because I was smart and got the shot.
But apparently I've had everything else.

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This is basically a list.
While the best way to do this is to write a bunch of really good stories and gradually (or rapidly) get followers, there are ways to do it without publishing a story. They work to a degree. Hey, I got 59 followers without publishing any story.

1) Get permission to re-write story ideas from a guy who was banned, and tell his followers you will continue his work (Which I will at some point when I get to it)

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It's been awhile since I updated that thing on my front page . . .
So I updated it!
Have a short review on Usher's Lookin 4 Myself on my front page.

I'm making a lot of memes lately.
#3.

This one could really be applied to me . . .
Opinions?