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Feminists will say shit like "Men are toxic" and be shocked when people assume they hate men

They landed in Twilight's house in Canterlot, a mere three days after teleporting all around the universe. They used the amulet to locate Pentonaxtus and began their journey down to Whynot. They got there fairly quick when the sun was just setting, they went to a hayfield located Wendsley Pond Road (Not real name, changed to keep things unknown). When they arrived a group of three men was working, one was baling hay, one was raking, and the other just sat there next to a Jeep. The men

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Aaron awoke at the steps of a mountainous temple, it was eastern in design but made out of stone. The engravings on its walls appeared to be painted with gold inlays. Aaron got up and walked up the temple doorstep, he saw a beautiful, pristine golden bell with a white cord hanging from it next to the two red doors. He pulled the cord, a single chime resonating throughout the surrounding mountains, the doors opened with a rush of wind.

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Atheists will act as if they know more about the Bible than Christians, then turn around and say shit like "If the devil punishes evil, doesn't that make him the good guy" like the devil actually lives in hell

Upon the casting of the spell, they were teleported to the central room of the Fortress of Mirrors. A massive stone fortress filled with rooms, each housing a crystal mirror. The group split up and went searching for a room. Upon finding a room they played rock paper scissors for whose room they would enter. Noodle won and they went to the room she chose, entering the mirror. They would arrive on the world of Creatius, in the city of Kievan, the capital city of the Lithvanian Empire.

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I forgot to mention that during his ventures with the Kreuden Order, Aaron gets a black iron chest plate. Black iron is far harder than iron and hard to forge but is very light when forged

He works for Black County Propane but also does horses, cattle, and hay. He has three children Amber Rose Thattchir (2004), Nathan Bedford-Forrest Thattchir (2008), and Robert Edward Thattchir (2008)

President: Jorgen Skolldinson (2015- Present)

Supreme Commandant (Prime Minister): Errick Hildrenson (1996-Present)

Date of Formation: 1982

Previous Forms

Empire of Cannem (566-1301)
Kingdom of Cannem (1301-1918)
First Parazan Occupation (1918-1940)
Swedish Occupation (1940-1943)
Second Parazan Occupation (1943-1958)
Republic of Cannem (1958-1960)
The Peoples Republic of Cannem (1950-1966)
Third Parazan Occupation (1966-1982)
Republic of Cannem (1982-Present)

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1: When I was probably four years old, I had a nightmare where my mom asked me if I wanted to hear a scary story, I said yes and she pulls out a cattle skull and sits it on the floor. Then she begins telling it to me (No clue what was said) and then she and my dad just start acting like monsters, like just going roar and shit like that.

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