One of the few mobs that can fly
Only mob that is a boss.
Only spawns once per map
extremly high health
If you see one, run.

Well. At least i looked away in time.
*sees player with default skin and pure white eyes. No nameplate*
who the-
*Player retreats, leaving a redstone torch, then dissapears.*
*follows Player*
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
ENDER DRAGON!

NOTE: I MAKE BLOG POST ON ENDER DRAGON.

!esson. Never follow the Herobrine.

*Respawns*
Well, that was interesting.
SSSSSSSSS
Fucking COME ON!
*runs*
What the fuck?
*sees tree with no leaves.*
*sees house in a cave*
*walks into house*
Endermen!
*House was a dungeon*

Lesson- Never enter mystyrious houses

*finishes rebuilding with stone.*
finally. Now i can sleep through the nights.
*goes to sleep, only to wakke up to a zombie. Kills zombie*
Forgot the door.
Sssssssss- boom
*Repeats 4 times*
*turns around slowly.*
Why. The. Fuck. Does. This. Shit. Keep. Happening. To. Me.
Ssssssss-
$#&&
Boom

Lesson- Always remember the door.

Finally, done. Now to go find occupants
*Later, with 2 other guys.*
here we are.
What. The. Fuck.
Why the hell is there lava over the entrance of the village?
* Removes lava with help of other 2, only to find that the lava filled the entire village.*
I just got griefed...
And with lava.
And it was made of wood.
LESSON: NEVER MAKE WOOD STRUCTURES

Finally, done. Now to go find occupants
*Later, with 2 other guys.*
here we are.
What. The. Fuck.
Why the hell is there lava over the entrance of the village?
* Removes lava with help of other 2, only to find that the lava filled the entire village.*
I just got griefed...
And with lava.
And it was made of wood.
LESSON: NEVER MAKE WOOD STRUCTURES

Pinky pie is so random, it wouldn't suprise me if she got into the real world

Sweet. This is just the begining
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Rated D for DAWWWWWWWW

I once thought RD was a Stallion