I've begun the process of converting ink to electrons. I hope to put a big dent in the conversion process this weekend. During the course of this editing, I've come to the conclusion that I'm much too verbose. Also, when did this story become such serious business? I'm only 2k words in, but I'm dying from embarrassment. Please, promise me, that when this whole thing is done, you only read through it once, and then never talk about it ever again with anyone.