• Member Since 12th Jul, 2015
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Cracked Egg


Ascensionem Per Imaginatio

Aug
22nd
2015

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED · 3:46pm Aug 22nd, 2015

Aug
7th
2015

WELP. BACK TO THE STORYBOARD. · 3:39am Aug 7th, 2015

My story was rejected, but do not fret.

I shall hone my skills, and become grander.

Then, and only then, shall I return.

Victory will be mine, Fate will be tempted, and Definitions will be burned into my memory.

I WILL PREVAIL.

Aug
5th
2015

I'm about to post a story. · 8:26pm Aug 5th, 2015

If I do something wrong, by all means, stop me.

Report Cracked Egg · 309 views · #Here goes ???
Aug
3rd
2015

??? CONFIRMED · 10:43am Aug 3rd, 2015

I glanced at my statistics an-

"Follower Rank: 28,666th"

"666th"

...


Jul
30th
2015

Whenever I find a story, sometimes I'm the only one there and... · 1:28am Jul 30th, 2015

I weep for the loss of a perfectly good plot line.

Jul
29th
2015

I think I have taken writer's block to another level. · 4:22am Jul 29th, 2015

Jul
25th
2015

Baa baa daa, baa baa daa daa... · 9:03pm Jul 25th, 2015

Jul
22nd
2015

My entire browser keeps crashing. · 5:35pm Jul 22nd, 2015

...and Doc Scratch isn't having any luck with this either.

Any one have any ideas how to jumpstart my browser speed? This is debilitating.

Jul
20th
2015

All I have to say, really... · 1:33pm Jul 20th, 2015