...Ok, three months is a long time for half a chapter. I will DEFINITELY try to finish this one in one month or less

...ATTEMPTING CONNECTION...
...CONNECTION ESTABLISHED...
...VIDEO - NOT FOUND...
...AUDIO - FOUND...
...AUDIO TO TEXT - ONLINE...
...SYSTEM READY - COMMENCING TRANSMISSION...
...
...

...hello? Hello!? Is this thin[DROPPING SOUND] ...Dammit! Hold on! I'll just...geh...then I..upid stand won...[STATIC]

THERE! Fixed. Okay, introduction. As you probably guessed by the name at the top of the page, I'm Paranoid Brony.

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