"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses".
The 2017 RAM 3500, 4X4, Dually, and with a 6.7L Cummins Turbo Diesel is the reason why I don't make a makeshift noose out a garden hose and a two foot step ladder.