I'm a female

And I really like peanut butter

Me: So, Noah, I heard you got Mono. (A disease)
Noah: It was from sharing drinks.
Me: Sure it was...
Noah: I hate you
Me: Who was it?
Noah: This girl named Starbucks. She's great.
Me: You're such a common white girl.
Noah: I'm a boy.
Me: I highly doubt that.
Noah: You better be careful, or I might give you Mono.

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There are three children. One 4 year old boy, one 8 year old boy, and one 12 year old girl.
They are abused by the step-dad, and spoiled by the mom.
The mom hires me for babysitting.
How much money an hour should I be paid?
I'm supposed to come up with a price, but I don't know how much to ask for! The mom has a good job, and they are paid well. But I dont want to sound greedy either.

My cat is purring and I didn't even pet him why does this make me feel like crying? oh look, now he's sleeping on my pillow! Why must he make me so sad

like, I can't help it if you're jealous of me, but why rub it in my face with compliments? It soooooooooooo rude!!! if I had a penny for everytime people called me pretty, I would be like, rich! Not that im not already. But seriously, so rude my stupid friends are UGGGHHHHH

-Feline Fluff

(My OC is super egotistical and arrogant. Just saying, she's terrible.)

My father decided to get intoxicated this morning, so my sister, her friends, and I decided to play with his foggy mind and make him say weird things I'm just putting here the more funny things he said

"Dad: SATAN IS MY GOD!"

"Sister: what do you think of your kids?
Dad: demons."

"Me: what do you think of Sam's dad?
Dad: I would butt***k him.
Me: Is this a gay confession?
Dad: demons."

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jkSCDdPJYtY

PRESS THE LINK TO LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY AT A NON-SENSICAL CRAZY STORY THAT I MADE UP OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD!!

I'm so freaking weird

I'll be gone all day tomorrow. Not like that's anything new recently I've been so busy, I'm doing performances almost every day, and basically my life has been taking a huge turn for the better. I can't express how happy I've been recently. Sorry for blogging about my feelings, I am just super enthusiastic about life, and I feel like I'm finally doing something right

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NO NEW QUESTIONS ALLOWED!! We already have enough. Usually the questions are for our OC's, Lightning Crystal, and Feline Fluff. This one just happened to be directed to the OC creators. (Me, and Lightning Crystal)
Please only comment on the art. Thank you!

At the most inconvenient time

IM SO BUSY!!

Stupid brain... This is the one point in my life where art-block would be a good thing