I now have 75 stories in my read later bookshelf... What am I gonna do with my life??

I would tell you a chemestry joke, but I feel like I wouldn't get a reaction.

For this prank to work, you'll need :
-To live with another person that goes to work before you.
-A lot of mugs.

Step 1: Wake up at least twenty/thirdy minutes before the one you live with.
Step 2: Take all the mugs you have and put them In front of the Front door. (Outside of the house)
Step 3: Start to drink (coffee or something else) In a small bowl.
Step 4: When the one you live with is awake and about to go outside, tell them "Be carfull, it's muggy outside."

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No?

No...

I don't no...

I'll help my step-father build his shed.

By the way...

Stay out of my shed!

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted: "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replies: "I know, I amputated your arms."

I just came back from watching the new X-Men : apocalypse.

IT was AWESOME!!!

At least... I really liked it.

We had 3 hours to finished an exam, turns out it only took me 1h15m . I had to wait 55m before leaving because of "rules"...

There's just 6 more exams to do before the end of year.

I have 1000 messages in the feed!!!!
I'm so not proud of myself!!

Now, to read them all...

There is currently 668 unread posts in the feed...

I'll probably read them all when I reach 1000.

God, why am I torturing myself???