"Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Late Night Rambles! With your host, the egotistical, the unpredictable, the unbelievable, Sorcerer! Cue theme music!"

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Hello loyal viewers! Sorcerer the Egotistical Court Mage here with a little snipet of the opening of my newest fic. Please don't hesitate to give me any advice that would help improve my story. In fact, don't let anything back. Give me all the criticism you can!

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There here they're there. Pink Elephants everywhere.

Look out! Look out! Pink El-

Oh you're here again! Welcome to Lats Night Rambles! I'm your host, The Sorcerer. The best court mage in history! In recent news, I tried my first hand at talking back to my Mistress! It did not end well! Anyways, Twilight Attempts To Write A Musical Is going great! But I am not talking about that! I am here to talk to you about interviews!

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Ugh...what was I doing last night?

"I don't know. I'm not your mother. I'm just a villain in a story series YOU WILL NEVER FINISH!!!"

Hmm that's right...

"Are you even listening to me?"

Sure sure...oh yeah! The update! So I am currently working on a brand new story that I mentioned before.

"If you mentioned it before why is it brand new?"

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This was a failure.

I'm looking at notes here.

No success.

It's hard to overstate my disappointment.

Fimfiction writers.

We write about things because we can.

Some are good for all of us.

But some stories are dead.

But there's no use crying over every last place.

You just keep on writing till you land on your face.

But the story gets done and you have some neat fun.

But in the end you are still ignored.

I kind of am angry.

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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEE?!

I MADE MY MISTAKES!

THERES NOWHERE TO RUN!

BUT LIFE GOES ON...

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And before you ask, yes. I am preparing for a contest before it even starts. No I'm not working to hard! What makes you think that? Anyways, I have the basic outline of the story done and putting extra work into here. This time, I will spend time doing this and only this. No dilly-dallying. This time I'm serious. Anyways, the next chapter should be done soon. Time to kick this off with a bang!

I lost....my masterpiece. My Grand Piece. Lost...

"Oh get over yourself. Some people are better. So what. Do you think I whined when I lost against Trixie? No, I survived and chose a new host. I suggest you do the same."

A new host? And they aren't better! ...only their stories are...

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Still don't know which mare I'm looking for

Everypony's pretty wild.

Million characters to choose from and

Every time I make another step towards her

I feel my timing is not so sweet.

So I walk these empty streets

I've never caught a glimpse of

How the perfect mare would look like

Time for authors to take that test!

Sh-sh-sh-sh-shippings!

(This fanfic's pretty strange)

Sh-sh-shippings!

Do a thing a fangirl can!

Sh-sh-sh-sh-shipings!

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If you enjoyed me, that's okay.

But I have a history of black and grey.

My magic crushes, like a brick.

What we need here...is a bit of magic! Ha! Ha!

Do you wanna strike me down?

Wanna throw me down to the floor?

You know you're not the only one.

So you're gonna have to try a bit more.

Loud thunder! Magic blaster!

Feel the wrath of my energy!

Though "it" isn't with me now.

I just might try some anarchy!

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