I have a little Questions program going, sort of an 'Ask' page on Tumblr, but not on Tumblr, because I don't like Tumblr.

Ask Christian or Geo a question, and they will answer. Ask them pretty much anything.

All you have to do is write a question right here on this blog post, or my home page, or even on the story itself, state which character you want to quiz, and viola!

I hope people actually do this...

Hello, various users of FIMFiction. How are you today?

I am doing just fine. I'm pulling the parts of my story out of nowhere. Really, I literally have no plan for a chapter when I start writing it.

Seeing as no one reads this, and I'm probably talking to myself, I would like to address to anyone who is reading this to read all of my subsequent blog posts in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Starting now.

Titty sprinkles.

So this morning I awoke, grabbed my phone off of my bedside table, and looked at my mail.

87 people tracking my story at the time of this blog post. It hasn't even been 24 hours since I posted the story.

Well, that's an ego boost if I ever saw one. I feel so...loved! I never got this much attention on FanFiction.

I promise to do a better job here than I did at FanFiction! Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!

Well, here I am. My first My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic story.

If anyone knows me from FanFiction, then you may know I am infamous for making, like, four chapters and then something else will catch my attention.

This should be different. I hope.