how many seconds are in a lifetime? too many to count, yet sometimes we count the seconds, but usually we count the moments. The internet is a strange place indeed, and we find ourselves here. Doing what? Enjoying the magic of friendship! Keep doing what you're doing, everypony, the best is yet to come :)

Hello, whoever is gonna read this! Hi! I'm glad I caught your eye for five seconds, or however long you decide to keep reading, and however long i decide to type out for. So, I have a question for you. Yes, you! You, reader, fimfiction fellow fondler, we are friends now simply because the internet brought us together. So, friend, what would you like to read about? What is the most requested scene for the pretty ponies to do? Not that I'm actually gonna write it. I have one weird story, its

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