Yeah, I might be coming back. Probably not, but maybe if everyone acts real good, i'll stay

My Turtle Beach headset is dead. You know why? BECAUSE MY FUCKING BROTHER COULDNT STAY TO HIS OWN FUCKIN BUISNESS AND HAD TO COME INTO MY FUCKING ROOM AND FUCKING STEP ON MY FUCKING TURTLE BEACH MOTHERFUCKING HEADSET. THAT STUPID MOTHERFUCKER CAN GO ROT IN THE FUCKIN ABYSS FOR ALL I FUCKING CARE. THAT MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IS GONNA PAY FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKING DAMAGE THAT HES DONE TO ME! THAT MOTHERFUCKER COULDNT HAVE STAYED IN HIS GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ROOM! ALL WE HAVE IS FUCKING MARINE

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Should I keep going? Should I quit? Should I live in a subconscious state, never communicating or even thinking? Should I trust my gut when it tells me im hungry? Should I trust people online not to kill me and take my FUCKING SHIT?!? Should I trust creepers not to blow up my FUCKING HOUSE THAT TOOK ME FUCKING HOURS TO FUCKING MAKE?!? Should I take a stand, and see how many people I can eviscerate before I get killed by cops? Should I got batshit insane and get put in an asylum? Should I quit

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If i killed someone, would you hate me? Would you banish me from your life? Would you deny that I exist? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you're next

Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 15 and very good looking. Everybody at school was jelly, so they made fun of him. He could take it, words didn't hurt him anymore, he had a high endurance to pain. But all those insults can get to someones head, right? So he plotted his revenge. He made a list of names, in the order of which they were to be executed. Back at school, nobody saw his eye twitching when they made fun of him. They never saw his menacing smile and his half closed eyes,

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Why, you may ask, would you call me that? Well, the answer is, im a rapper. None of you know that yet, but ive written a few raps in my life. Im working on a new one that ill post the lyrics onto the next blog. I was sleeping and when i woke up, 1:27 at night, I had a burst of inspiration! When I gathered my thoughts, i found that they were lyrics. Lyrics to a rap. So I thought "well, why the fuck not?" and got out the handy dandy notebook to start writing. The Lyrics I randomly thought up were

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Hello, anybody who reads these. Max is back from his vacation, I mean ADVENTURE, to the Florida Keys and he has discovered something really strange! I'm speaking in third person! Thats not the strange thing. The strange thuing is that my skin CHANGED COLOR! Im, like, brownish now! Im a fucking chamelion!

Wow, I cant believe a brony would hate on another brony. Whenever my non-brony friends ask me what other bronies are like, i tell them that we are a pretty tight knit bunch, but im obviously wrong. I thought that bronies would know better than to be trolls, but obviously not. Hey, if thats how they get their rocks off, thats fine by me. Just dont hate on other people. Just use CleverBot or something, I dont know. So recently, I posted a comment on a story, and everybody was all like "stop

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Hello everyone! Max is back, but not without reason. I recently got sucked into MindlessGonzo on youtube on account of all of his funny tumblr things and such. If you want, check him out. If you don't, i couldn't care less. Oh yeah, ill review more stories and stuff, so check out my reviews... and stuff. So yeah, that's it

Instead of writing my own stories now, I can criticise other peoples! And they APPRECIATE it!