In 1940 the world's most celebrated comedian spoke out against war. Though it spelled the end of his career to do so in the face of public opinion, his conscience would not let him remain silent.

These are his words.

Grammar, Y U so hard?

Ugh, Oxford commas.

Proofreading my work is a shameful experience.

An author must believe two things simultaneously:
When writing, that this is the best thing they've ever written.
When editing, that this is the worst thing they've ever read.

Oh, the indignity.

Words Written Today: 1,358

Notes: O Fortuna, I thank thee for giving me this.

One, two,
Nothing new,
Three, four,
Writing's poor,
Five, six,
Read fanfics,
Seven, eight,
Procrastinate,
Nine, ten,
Begin again.

Status: First Draft

Word Count: ~10,000

Completion: ~17%

Editing: Minimal

Notes: Less procrastination, more caffeination.