Making a Destiny story, probably gonna be long, don't ask questions.

5. MLP: Equestria Girls. I think it's more hardcore than heevy metal.

4. GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY IT'S LIKE ANOTHER EDGY MURPHY MOVIE

3. That movie with the dog and it was a hero and it killed people. I think it was called Overdog.

2. TROLLZ TOO OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

1. Pluto Nash. Of course. But, in order to be hardcore, IT HAS TO BE IN THREE D UNLIKE THAT BAND 1 D THAT'S THE LOWEST GENERATION I PREFER EDDE MURPHY

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For a long time I haven't updated any stories. But, with my time now (don't worry, I'm not dying), I'm gonna publish a parody story (Nazi Zombies, Xbox One and more!), then put SCP down. I've been told to update it many times, but it's gonna happen soon. Just watch for it.

Update: if any of you want to help me with the story, that would speed things up quickly.

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Borderlands. Fun game. Borderlands 2. Fun game.

Mix Borderlands 2 and Moon from BO? OhmygodthislevelswithRainbowDash.

All I gotta say.

I can't write stories because I never find the time.

My username is stupid.

My username is my OC.

I say really really stupid stuff.

I will be stopped by Hentalia fan art of Austria or a drawing of my OC.

I will also be stopped by cute puppies and kitties. Also cute fillys.

I play Xbox probably way too much.

Finally, I do THIS now.

Sins: 8

Fate: Being me. (For the rest of my life.)

Hello.

I am about to do something stupid, but enjoyable. It's not going to get me many friends, but still.

Story Sins.

Notice. I don't own CinemaSins, love their channel, and inspiration came to mind. I will start with a real fan favorite, look in the comments of a certain "dashing" story.

Giving away subtle hint that doesn't work cliche.

It feels good to be back after a permaban from the mods here!

Nah, I didn't get banned at all.

Just took care of a LOT of stuff.

I NEED A MESSENGER.

A bird, a cyborg bird, a cyborg bird named Jacques....

Anyway, umm, uhh....

Brony on....

I'm playing CoD Ghosts. Now, I don't know if Mother Nature hates me, or there's an environmentalist in my house with a jar full of spiders, but what decides to crawl up my leg? A SPIDER, THAT'S WHAT!

I don't know how I didn't die from shock or hitting my head on my door as I'm running out so fast, I put the Usain Bolt to shame.

If you find my soul, mail it to Equestria, I'm sure to find it there.