I currently have 818 unread chapters between my "Favorites" and "Tracking" bookshelves (268 and 550 respectively) and another 213 stories on my "Read Later list.

I....I think I have a problem.

...is that I actually have more than 0 followers? Like, what? What are you people doing here? I mean, this is probably the only thing I'll ever post on this site other than various comments on fics.