Sorry for taking so damn long, I'm still incredibly lazy. So, I did this on the weekend, edited lazily, posted. Here ya go.

So, as you may have guessed, I'm lazy. Incredibly so. I lack the self drive to do anything productive, so I might as well be honest and say I probably won't be writing often. Not like most of you really care. Anyway, I'll try to get something done on the weekend. Sorry for being an asshole, and that's all. Love and tolerance, everypony!