So, I was watching A bird in the hoof the other day (night), and realized that in the scene with the royal guards, Rainbow Dash explicitly says anybody. "Anybody home?" to be exact. So next time you want to bite the head of somebody who used anybody off, remember, that is canon. U mad?

And now onto random stuff!

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Excuse me, Sir, could you please tell me who's this awesome guy... wait, that's right, it's ME!

Long story short, I've just passed the last and hardest exam of the second semester. I now have one and a half week before education starts again. If I got hit by a muse, I now have the time to actually write something. That's a big if, though.

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Yup, that abomination is finally complete. Sort of. Salacar was generous enough to proofread it for me, but I still don't feel like publishing - it's still not what I want it to be : /. So, I asked for help from Starfall too; hopefully, this will be enough to make it publishing-worthy. Or not. Seriously, this isn't one of my better works...

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I know. I should write comedies. My computer is littered with half-finished comedy stories, and yet...

I have already bent [Comedy] to my will, but not [Dark]. Not in English, anyway. It's a challenge I couldn't refuse!

So, I was reading the FimFic FAQ the other day, and saw that it catalogued the [Random] tag as a subgroup of [Comedy]. This would not stand, I thought to myself, not as long as I had something to say about it!

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Contrary to the popular belief, I haven't died of hunger yet. I just didn't publish any stories in the last, I dunno, half year? Oh, I've started writing plenty of new fics, but I'm an extremely slow writer, and usually the inspiration goes away by the time I write several thousand words. On one occasion, I wrote more than ten thousand words, then promptly realized that nobody wants to read about self-insert OCs and abandoned the project. I probably need an incoming exam to finish any

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So, you've written a fic in which Pinkie Pie dissects somepony for some obscure and OOC reason. You're a grimdark writer.
You've written a fic in which Applejack and Rainbow Dash suddenly realize they're in love and then proceed to the obligatory sloppy makeout scene. You're a romance writer.
You've written a fic in which your cleverly disguised self-insert saves Equestria from an ancient and very cool evil. You're an adventure writer.

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Exactly what it says on the tin. I wrote a song about changelings. If you are nice and read all the stuff preceding it, you can have it!

So, after the last episode, everyone and their little dog started to scribble Chrysalis fics furiously, and I have to admit, I wasn't above it myself. I decided to write a comedy about Queen Chrysalis and her surviving three minions (namely: Malenoche, Yavell and Bob).

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Spoilers ahead, beware!

So, have you noticed the color of the fake Cadence's magic? Do you remember where did we see it last time?

Yep. That's true. The... (dramatic pause) ...Flim Flam brothers!

So, think about it: same color of magic. Same love for songs. And can you not say that the brothers were trying to win the love of Ponyville with their cider - the same love the changelings need so desperately to feed on?!

OH MY GOD CLEARLY THIS IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION

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As of now, I'm trying to stuff Sweat and Edit into EqD. In the short pause between me sending it in and they answering I've already started to write another fic (my head is full of pony stories and they want to get out!), but in the past few days I've been busy furiously trying to weed the scrap out of S&E. Sadly, EqD has standards, as well as common sense and brain, so they couldn't accept it in its original form. Curse you, quality, the bane of so many valiant aspiring writers!

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Looks like it's an... *puts on sunglasses* ...Equestria Dailing Do!

Sorry, I know I'm trying too hard, but I just couldn't resist.

I guess I'm supposed to say things about stuff now, but actually I can still hardly believe it got 6-starred. So I'm happy, you're cool, guys, everything's fine, and thanks for the votes!

The biggest thank goes to my proofreader, McNeil. He might be a sentient tomato, but he's a darned fine one at that!