I am getting this fucking chapter done by tonight. In the next twenty minutes it will be up. Scout's Code. Never underestimate the power of the scout's code. Anyways, I am getting this god damned chapter out tonight because I can't stand it being there any longer. It's probably horribly paced, and it probably flows shittily, but I am tired of going into my google drive and it sitting there looking me in the eye.

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First, I'm a lying sack of shit. Then again, we all already knew that, so that's kinda saying the obvious.

Second, I'm not really sorry for the constant delays on The Eye of the Hunter which in turn causes delays for A New Star in the Sky. Why? Because I'm not visiting my dad and grandparents to write, I visit them to visit.

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Hello, my friends and followers, I return from my distractions. Sorry about my 13 day disappearance, although I'm certain nobody cares. Anyways, I'm going to start working on the second chapter of The Eye of the Hunter. Speaking of, should I even continue that story? Or should I drop it now and save the trouble? I think it's an interesting idea, but I feel like the first parts of the story might not be very enjoyable. I don't know. Tell me your opinions. Anyways, after I finish up with that

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You guys are going to be so pissed at my fail safe for why Cel and our boy are in a relationship so soon. Because as it turns out, 2 AM me leaves me little fail safes that 12PM - 12AM me can take advantage of. You guys are going to hate me for the fail safes I left myself, because one of them is super cliche, and the other one is pretty cliche as well. Oh well. Hate me if you wish. Although I really shouldn't have had to leave myself failsafes in the first place. Because that's cheap. I give

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This. <That's a link. Just in case. I know they can be hard to see against the background.

>MFW Less than one week old account with nearly as many followers as me AND got featured.

Not bashing on BalisongBrit, he has an excellent story, and it got in the featured box in less than a day. Not bad. I'm impressed.

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Okey dokey loki, friends are looking for a DM so they can play D&D, previous one quit or something or another. Anyways, if interested, speak to Yasa!

I'm thinking about rewriting A New Star in the Sky, because I kinda Mary Sue'd Thaddeus. And by "Kinda" I mean I really, really Mary Sue'd him. Like, within 3 days of arriving on a new planet, he's banging the leader of the nation, making friends with the two other most powerful characters so far, and then yeah. I goofed. What do you guys think about a rewrite?

The title. Also, in my studies of foxes, I found a really good MFW picture. It's mine, and if I see someone else use it, I'll rip your dick off and force feed it too you.

Just like the title says. New chapter is out, new story is going to be in the works tomorrow. Hopefully it goes well. It's not going to be a clopfic. Keep in mind that all of this is just purely theoretical. It has to get accepted first. Nevertheless, I'm going to be starting it sometime tomorrow. Or I guess today. It's 4 in the morning and I kinda sorta really need to sleep. So yeah.

In conclusion, Stories.

Inwhoresting.

Keep fucking bitches, getting money, babes.

It involves a fox. That is all. There is no more. You can leave now. Expect a new story after the new chapter is out. It's not going to be 13,000 words long, unfortunately. Or fortunately. Whichever. I like foxes. Have you ever seen a Fennec fox? So god damned cute. 10/10 Would own. Fun fact, in Canada, we're allowed to own certain species of foxes. Which is sweet. Like the Fennec Fox. But they're very destructive animals. I would still own one, for the lulz. If

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