Things I do for love, oh the things I do for love.
Please save my ass oh He Who Is above!
Be it a kraken or a mummy I'm just a great big dummy,
When it comes to those I love!

Anyway, I've just realized that I must tag all of my stories with the 'sex' tag because all of my stories are about entities that were born, and in order to be born one must have had to be born of a mother, and in order for a mother to give birth they must have previously had sex. And since all of the characters in all of my stories were born, I'm insinuating that someone, somewhere, had sex, and that the character is the result of it. Hopefully FimFic moderators won't catch me before I get the

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Control
White
L. grey
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D. grey
Red

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This is just a discussion type thing, something that's been bugging me.
Do you think Babs Seed traveled back in time?

Calling it right now. Spike grows wings in S5.

And a great evil filled the land.
The people cried out to their gods, but their gods had fled.
And the people despaired. 'Who will save us?' they wailed.
So a hero of great valor and strength rose,
And after overcoming great trials he cast down the evil, and the land was at peace.
The hero lived, loved, and died. The people chose new gods.
And the cycle began anew.

Night Terror isn't bad ass enough. He just looks like a male version of Nightmare Moon. I need to get on that.

Once upon a time, during the reign of Discord, he got lonely. So he found a monster, and he taught her magic, and she loved him.
As Discord would turn the dirt to soap, she would turn stones to velvet.
He would turn houses upside down, she forced ponies to walk on the sky.
He would disturb the cycles of the Sun, and Moon, and she would distribute sunglasses and nightlights.
He would flood the land with chocolate milk, and would make all the creatures very very thirsty.

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The world is full of monsters. Only, monsters.
The secret to friendship is finding monsters who won't eat you.

Well dang. I know there's only going to be one person reading this, maybe, So I'll just be complaining to you. I had totally called the whole 'Pinkie and Applejack are cousins' thing! I had this whole saga about Apple Pie, the pony equivalent of Daniel Boone, too. I never realized that the show stole your ideas if you don't post them quick enough.