And if you have not seen it, go see it ASAP.

This is Harold Claus.
He is exactly the same as Santa Claus.
Except he's a nihilist who loves memes, video games, and handjobs from his wife.
In short, he is a millennial stuck in the body of an 87 year old.

But aside from that, he is the same.

FUCK

Even though Trump isn't even in office yet.

This is actually incredible.

I wonder if any states are going to secede.

I now realize that I am a genderfluid triqueer Unicornkin, and if you have a penis you are a piece of shit.

In all seriousness, this is probably going to be interesting as fuck.
Also, my Tumblr username is "thegr8valkyrie". So, uh, follow me I guess. If you're into that.

Meet the Feelgrim.
He and his family came to America for religious freedom. But they all died. Except for him. He goes on. Even the feasting does not cheer him. He cannot stop thinking about how his wife would've loved the turkey. Or how his little girl loved sweets, like cranberry sauce and apple pie.

The feels consume him as he consumes the mashed potatoes.

Cuz mine was!
Got a bunch of candy. Because I will never be too old for free candy. And nobody even judged me for it!(out loud, at least)
But there was an old lady who thought I was a madame. I was actually dressed up in a Day of the Dead costume. But all I could say in response to her question of "Are you a Madame?" was "Uuummm...no..." Very eloquent, I know. I was still kind of recovering from the shock of the question.

But aside from that it was fucking great.

Except for the ones I make to myself about being more productive or being a better person.

I can never keep those ones.

I can't access it from the computer, I keep getting a red screen saying "this page ain't safe, GO BACK" and I have no say in the matter.
I can get on there from my phone, however. I thought that removing them might help. But they aren't lost.
Here's where I dumped all the memes: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/349733/the-memes-that-were-on-my-page-that-i-removed-to-clean-it-up