*Gets home from 10 hour day at work* Might as well check and see how my fic's doing before I crash.
*Sees over 500 notifications* WTH?! People are actually reading this? And liking it?!
*Looks at Featured box and sees it's still number 1* What the actual !!! What is going on here?
*Checks the stats on Sugar Games* ..................IT'S OVER 1000!!!!!!!!!! (insert overused DBZ joke here)