...But this is one of the truest things I've ever read.

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Personally, I like also think that most of the time, Pinkie is a relentless flirt. She loves making jokes and making people smile, so if she's likes someone she just dives in and Pinkie's at them until they like her.

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"Fooolish humans! Your security cannot stop us!"

"...but, you're allowed to be in the impeachment hearings. You didn't have to storm anything."

"So you know that resistance is useless! Now surrender-your-secrets! How long did you think you could keep this hidden?"

"Next month. We're going public sometime in November."

"...Really?"

"Yes! Why wouldn't we? We're not the ones breaking laws!"

"Ah-ha! If that were true, then why keep the hearing secret?"

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Hearing the orchestral version of the theme song legit made me tear up.

Well, on the one hand, half of our government isn't falling for that kind of rules-lawering... on the other hand, the other half didn't have to be literally brainwashed to turn into spineless boot-licking morons.

Also go read Order of the Stick. It's awesome.

I actually like zombies, but zombie apocalypses are so tired now. Except for Doctor Mcninja, of course.