I have to confess: I don't know what I'm doing. This is my first time submitting to a contest; I wrote this in like, three hours; I have to work on bricks tomorrow—no, today. I've either made a masterpiece, or a very, very bad mistake, that will end my Fimfic career as I know it (the ride never ends). But I don't think I'll regret this, or ever have this chance again. Enjoy the only self-insert I'll ever be happy with.

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