My mom used to ask me if all of my friends jumped off a bridge, would I jump as well? That question was always pretty easy for me to answer, because I could just laugh and say "Oh, mom, you know I don't have friends." Still, the question behind the question remains: will I do what everyone else is doing just because they're doing it? And the answer, dear readers, is sure, if it looks like fun and doesn't cause anyone any sort of harm. And what harm could happen from writing an end-of-the-year

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This is a belated post. And this is where I apologize for belatedly mentioning that I have a new story out.
Thankfully, it seems to not come as a surprise to a lot of you, since as of now it's featured on the non-mature (immature?) version of Fimfiction.
It's about absolute and sheer madness. In the words of my girlfriend, it was written in a style that reminded her greatly of Douglas Adams. And then she gave me a rather unsettling impromptu evil giggle. So there you go.

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