Chapter five of The Gobble Wars is now live, where the turkeys have fun with horrific torture methods only The Great Not Discord Tom could find funny. Also I hate boxes because my father decided today was box things day when I needed to work. So no Trickles 2 till late tomorrow evening.

Also, I need to finish some convention cosplays over the next week, so besides a few artworks and The Gobble Wars no new stories until those are done.

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I got home really late today so the Trickles 2 finale is coming out tomorrow instead.
The Gobble Wars Day 4 is now live, and it switches to the griffin side of things and the fate of one adorable little dancing griffin.

I decided to start the trap effects slowly, Day 5 will jump immediately into the proverbial fray and forks will fly tommorow.

For now though, I really need to sleep.

Glen Gorewood

My new story The Gobble Wars has added some interesting characters. You have a few on the griffin side, more on the turkey side, and then you have Carl.

Now I specifically describe Carl as a plucked turkey who believes he was abducted by aliens. However I must sadly admit mere words do not do Carl justice.

So I have done a horrible thing I will likely regret.
I have drawn Carl.

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The day is finally upon the Turkeys as the final preparations are put in place by the group in charge of traps. Unfortunately, Carl happens.

Goddamnit Carl!

This is told from the Turkey’s side of view, tommorow will be the Griffins perspective. Since it’s the first battle I had to make it exciting like that. This has nothing to do with time constraints, nope.

Ok maybe it does, just a little.

Glen Gorewood

Oh I am so horrible, for I have wrought upon Fimfiction a tale of Turkeys and Griffons and Forks.
Yes, for the Gobble Wars are upon us, and no amount of confectionary goodies can stop what has already begun. See many obscure references, smell all the taffy on Equis, touch the screen because let’s face it you can’t really touch anything in the story that would be defying the core rules of reality.

Anyway, enjoy The Gobble Wars and the 25 days of chaos and puns that it brings with it.

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