Guys, You Know How I Joke About Being Into Magic And Stuff? · 8:55pm Apr 8th, 2016
Turns out one of my works was rather prophetic in nature:
Well, I think now's as good a time as any to declare it: I am a Messiah, my power is absolute. Bow down before me or be smitten.
Of course, I shall use this power only for good. Specifically, my goods. I think I'll start with some grocery shopping for my granny.
*ahem*