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Apr
8th
2016

Guys, You Know How I Joke About Being Into Magic And Stuff? · 8:55pm Apr 8th, 2016

Turns out one of my works was rather prophetic in nature:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/03/25/aldi-forced-to-change-name-of-rape-yellow-paint-after-complaints/

Well, I think now's as good a time as any to declare it: I am a Messiah, my power is absolute. Bow down before me or be smitten.

Of course, I shall use this power only for good. Specifically, my goods. I think I'll start with some grocery shopping for my granny.

*ahem*

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