http://www.fimfiction.net/story/227198/super-epic-ultra-spectacular-adventure-of-the-turtle-who-could-and-scootaloo
this story needs more love, mates.

All that work, and just sixty views? 17 like and one dislike?
Come on now... I'm not gonna work on it if it doesn't get attention, not that attention is all i care about or anything.

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but for now, have a conversation I had with cleverbot! AGAIN.

Cleverbot conversation WWJ00294289

Is this bot clever?

23:49:13 User: I'm waking up to ash and dust.
23:49:14 Cleverbot: Mmm*hugs* lets keep walking, shall we?
23:49:41 User: I wipe my brow and spit my rust.
23:49:42 Cleverbot: You wanted to go to your house, remember?
23:49:56 User: I'm breathin' in the chemicals.
23:49:58 Cleverbot: What does breathing have anything to do with number?

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OMG KILL LA KILL IS COMIN ON TOONAMI ON FEBRURARITY SEVENTH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

A Parody by ERIS H DISCORDIA
ORIGINAL SONG: Soredewa, Mata Ashita
by Asian Kung Fu Generation

Spinning blades, rolling down
A being so dense but hollow inside
Slow down, don't choke now
NSFW now you're gonna die
Why won't they listen?
It's up to you to tell me why.
Then why did I ask you?
You're higher than the motherfkin' sky!

(CHORUS)

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Some s'ghetti is spilled
Some spilled on Capitol Hill
But you will just step on meeeee
And eat my cheese, for centuries!
The Roflcopters, will fall right out of the sky
We'll never run out of cheese
We're eating it, for centuries!