So, a friend of mine stumbled upon something interesting while on the Good Reads website.

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25318765-gleaming-shield-s-teats

I don't know what to say, but once I finishing laughing my ass off, I'll figure something out.

Wow, you guys. Seriously? When I first posted the greentext back on 4chan from the simple prompt of

GLEAMING SHIELD'S TITS ...and more importantly, would she let you suck on them?

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