There be pony words you've been waiting for for three fucking years. Where have I been? What have I been doing? Who have I been doing?

...well, reading through my blogs would give that away, but it looks like I'm back in the saddle!

hehehehehe.... equine puns

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To prove the story isn't dead, here's a sneak peek!

Pulling the laces tight, Silver Spoon tied them off, then stepped back with a giggle, looking over her friend. Taking a breath as deep as her corset would allow, Diamond Tiara turned to a mirror and smiled. “Perfect, we really look the part now.”

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Boreal Spear and Arctic Halberd... hard to visualise them, right?

...WRONG!

Yep, there's our mostly cheerful Boreal with out grumpy Arctic.

...well, you'd be be grumpy with two mares to please!

In one of the last few chapters, I wrote about a ceremony involving Trixie and Braeburn.

Do you remember the footwear she had on?

Now, as those of you who have read my comments on these stories know, they are mostly based on my experiences. Now, I have seen others wearing this kind of footwear but never experienced it myself...

...until now.

Behold, the beauty of my new boots!

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You ever have that one scene, just one scene that doesn't want to play?

I've had it several times, and this one has been plaguing me for a couple of weeks now.

The chapter stands at 4449 and isn't going strong. So, I am putting out a plea... and this is a strange one..

WHO HAS EXPERIENCE WITH CHILDBIRTH?

If anyone does, please PM me, or add me on Skype/Steam so I can ask questions. (Usernames through PMs)

You guys ever wondered what the Cutie Mark Crusaders looked like in my stories?

Well, here is what I am using for the official reference for each one. There is a character info sheet version, but that conflicts with the established canon.

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So, remember the last blog, where you made your choices? They currently stand at 9>2 for the pony to survive.

After shaking off her disorientation, she looked for Pipsqueak. She let out a scream when she him partially buried, blood pooling at the floor underneath him.

...however, this part was planned ever since I started the sequel. The vote you took? NOT for this part!

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I am unsure what to do here. You see, something happens in the next chapter, something I have been planning for some time.

But here's the kicker... I am 50/50 on whether or not a certain pony survives. I'm not going to tell you who, but suffice to say the... incident will affect, at the location, 9 of the cast, as well as 'NPC' roles.

So, guess what? Before I release not this chapter, but the one after, I am leaving it up to you, my readers, to decide this pony's fate.

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Done by the talented Caroo, a future even to take place in Non Escape Artists 2.

I'm sure the more observant amongst you will realise why it's a future event.

Thanks to the wise counsel of my good friend Corwin, the next chapter has been delayed until sometime tomorrow.

I still need to decide on the foal's names, so keep them coming in

Remember, one for a colt and one or a filly. Blank flanks, 5 or 6 years old. They're twins, so last names will be the same. Both pegasi.

I wish I could tell you more, but you'll understand soon enough.

Again, I'm a fucking idiot.

EDIT: Names have been found.

*I need two names, one for a colt and one or a filly. Blank flanks, 5 or 6 years old. They're twins, so last names will be the same. Both pegasi.

So let's see what you've got!

*Chapter will be edited sometime today, so you've only got a few hours to get them in.

So, I got tagged to do this. Why not, it could help move things along.

Rules:
1) Choose 2-10 characters that are in a relationship.
2) Don't change the questions.
3) Let your characters answer.
4) Tag 5-10 people
5) Have fun.
Characters:

Scootaloo and Pipsqueak
Applebloom and Rumble
Sweetie Belle and Spike
Soarin and Applejack
Twilight Sparkle and Big Macintosh

Big Mac and Soarin will be joining us via dragon fire, courtesy of Spike.

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So, CMC: Non Escape Artists. I introduced Spike's mother and father in that. Which then raises the question of 'why/how was his egg in Celestia's possession?

Omoroca knows Celestia, seeing as she called her 'Tia' when Spike met her, so she obviously trusted the alicorn. Now, here's the question;

Why? Why did Celestia have a dragon egg? Let me hear your thoughts to this. Chap 2 is on the way, just awaiting editing.

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