What are your head canons about Derpy Hooves? · 9:42am Jun 15th, 2020
And who in Ponyville would you like to see her interact with in a positive or lightly dramatic but still fairly slice of life Way?
And who in Ponyville would you like to see her interact with in a positive or lightly dramatic but still fairly slice of life Way?
Go read my newest story. It's called Derpy Writes More Erotic Poetry: Smut Hard With a Vengeance. Obviously, with that title, I can't link it to you. But it's at the very top of my user page where you can't miss it. It's 2.5 thousand words of awesome bawdy limericks. I think this is my chance to, after 33 stories, finally make the feature box, so I'd love any help I can get. Seriously, go read it; you'll love it.
I'm currently working on the Sequel to "Derpy Writes Erotic Poetry; Twilight Gets to Deal With It", and I just rhymed "August" with "snog-fest". Clearly I have no shame nor fear of slant rhymes.
So one night 'round nine in late august
Mac was in the mood for a snog-fest
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