Straight talk · 6:47am Nov 13th, 2015
Hey y'all. Betcha all thought I was dead by now.
Oh no, that's right. That'd require you to be thinking of me at all. Which you aren't. Because I failed you.
I've learned some things, though. And before I go any further, I want to promise you one thing:
I'm NOT going to leave you hanging. Pinkamena's Tribulation will end, come what may.