Yeah, I'm more or less Undead at this point. I'm back, then I'm not, yada yada. I'd be surprised if there was anyone still here from the beginning. If they are, I'm most likely a small surprise that make them go like "Huh? That asshole is still alive?" whenever I pop up in their feed.

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This is more true that I'd like to admit.

Yep, I hit the publish button. There be new chapter out.

You'll more or less read about my hiatus status in my author's notes, but I'll repeat here. It's a maybe, and if I do come back to writing this story, it will be on my usual random schedule. Tomorrow, month from now, couple months from now, you get the idea. I'm never consistent in my writing habits. Probably even more so now that I have a job. So, be prepared for that.

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FUCK SAKES!!!

Well, hi readers, this is awkward. I'm still not completely back from hiatus and now I'm going to have new readers asking for more chapters...

Kill me please! Murder my face! End my GODDAMN LIF-

Yeah, I'm in one of those Leafyishere moods...

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So, yeah. Haven't been active for awhile, and probably won't be active for awhile yet. Here's why.

On top of my computer situation, I've recently have had to move; without my computer. More or less, I left before I got it back from repairs, and it has to get shipped over to me. So, that's one thing.

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The title pretty much says it all, the support team is taking their sweet time. I just wanted to let you guys know; for those who are wondering.

Anyways, In other news, I did get a bit done before I had to send my computer back in, so this delay won't completely fuck me over too much in regards of time. Thanks for your patience, assuming you are being patient...

...If not, then, sorry? I guess? What else can I say?

Here, have this cute pony animation to calm you down.

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After having to wait a few days more than I would have liked to pick up my 'fixed laptop,' I found out what warranty repairs are good for. I got the computer back filthy as fuck and with a faulty display that doesn't work.

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So yeah, computer is now fixed. Now I can go pick it up and get back to writing tomorrow. Isn't this news?

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Yeah... this is another pointless update. One specifically designed as a shameless art plug.

John Doe doesn't care about your feeling...

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So, my hard drive died on me. RIP everything on my computer.

Thankfully, this does not include everything I've written for the next chapter so far; everything is saved online. However, this does mean that I have no computer to write with for the time being. Therefore, no real way of writing effectively; as writing stories on my iphone is a terrible idea.

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It seems that every time I post I get featured. This is nice and all, but really?

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So, just a quick update on progress, for those who care. The chapter sits at 9000 words and is almost finished. Just got to write a bit more and edit. Should be out rather soonish.

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[Unimportant]

Pretty much my reaction in a nutshell.

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This one is a monster, 20k words. Took quite awhile to get myself to write and edit this before the deadline I put on myself. I've been officially reminded why I don't like deadlines...

I really hope you guys like it, I really do. Enjoy the chapter.

EDIT: It's official, the feature list is broken. Why in hell?

So yeah, I finally got around to updating the cover art of my story, The Wanderings of a Nameless Man. Drew it myself, and I am quite proud of it. Hope you guys like it as well.

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Since you can't tag more than one story to a blog, and the fact that I know most of you following Wanderings of a Nameless Man don't follow me directly, I am here to inform you of a progress update. Read the blog HERE for more details.

Well, I am a huge fucking liar.

The reason for this is because it suddenly hit me the other day that finals are coming up, and I have not studied a single fucking bit. Go me.

So yeah. Delayed. Big fucking surprised huh? Finals are next week, once they are over, we should be getting back on schedule...

"Lol what fucking schedule? You just post shit chapters whenever you can get your lazy ass to write something. Give us a break. " You say?

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FEATURED!??!?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!??

*dies of squeeing*

EDIT: Wanderings of a Nameless man is now officially my first featured story... I'm dying a little here. That was completely unexpected.

EDIT 2: And... its gone a couple hours later... Still, got featured, am happy, zero fucks given.

Go read it, and please read the author's notes. Thank you.

Rather strange when you think about it. Every time I am ill, I always feel the need to get something done. I already know the reasoning behind this physiologically, for me at least. Basically, when I get sick, I always end up convincing myself that I have cancer or some dumb shit like that and that I could die tomorrow. Therefore I am more motivated to get shit done, just so my pitiful existence on this world is a little less pointless when I curl up, die, get added back to the world's total

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Sue me.

Lol jk, relly, don sue meh!

Yeah, anyways, what the title says. I could give you excuses, but I don't feel like you want to hear them. So I'll just assure you that it is still being worked on. Progress would likely be faster with an editor, but, you know forever alone...

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